Another Monops story (OMFG!!)

**Aaron Brown** · September 3rd, 2003, 06:09 AM

I'm playing monopoly with two other people. It's a short game, so we start out with some properties. I'm holding two greens, and the shoe is on the third. On yellow, I'm holding one, and the other two (shoe and thimble) are holding one each.

On the reds, I'm on one, the thimble is on another, and the third is free. I offer a trade during the first go-around to the thimble, giving him 750 dollars, my red (giving him two reds) for his yellow (giving me two yellows).

If he takes it, I'll trade with the show a green for a yellow. The thimble refuses the trade. In the chat, the thimble complains that the trade is stupid and so on. That might be so. I comment that it's going to be a long ass game, and tell him he's playing to block.

He responds by calling me a loser-boy, towel head (a common name I'm called because my nick--OmarDeFati--somehow seems arabic...huh?).

I get the baltic/medd. monopoly. I indicate, "I'm going to block all trades, AND I'm going to get that boardwalk spot too". That didn't happen.

But, for some reason or another, several rounds later, the shoe resigns. I have a couple thousand dollars (from the baltic/medd hotels), and the thimble only has 800 or so. The bidding starts on the shoe's props. I make sure to get one on each color, making my monop the only one. But the boardwalk monop was still open for either of us.

After a few rounds, and several exchanges of taunts, the thimble lands on the boardwalk sqaure. Oh shiz-nits. Slowly, but surely (about two hours of playing), he ganks all my money. I only have 349 left, and he has 6700. Everytime I get about two grand built up, I land on him.

So I tell him, I'm tired of this long ass game. He responds, "That's what a loser would say".

I offer him a trade. I think it was my two greens (which he now held the third, because he locked up the game during bidding), for one of his light blues wich would give me the monop on the light blue. I also add that he give me 6700 (all his money down to the last dollar).

HE ACCEPTED!!!!!!!

OMG...he says, "I am so hurt, you fuc king moron" and resigns.

**SHATOUSHKA** · September 3rd, 2003, 06:14 AM

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
THAT RULES!

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and as for the 'towelhead' remarks.... thats
offensive even for me... but only because i get
the pun. its unfortunate that morons run amuck.